The Jerks

What a distinction! Forget about all those attempts to land a place in the Guinness Book of Records. Hang those boxing gloves. We have just landed the title as the world's "busiest loners" according to an article published in the front pages of Inquirer today, August 9, 2006.

Just in case you haven't read the article (and on the off chance that you missed the euphemism), the article quoted a survey (another one!) that says...tadaaaaan! Filipinos do the solitary act more often than everyone else. Okay, okay... it said we jerk off more often than any other people in the world. Blush. Snicker. Guffaw.

What does this make of us?

Comments

Anonymous said…
Wow! I guess this means that Pinoys have too much time much on their, err... hands. :-D
5:43 PM
jef said…
What does this make of us?

....the LONE RANGER LOL!
8:33 PM
Bong C. Austero said…
singleguy, jef:

exactly!

bong
11:31 AM
Anonymous said…
well, does this have an effect to our low hiv incidence rate? di ako makapag isip ng mabuti im "busy with something". lol
11:35 AM
Anonymous said…
bong,

gives new meaning to our "armed struggle".

jeff a.
8:54 PM
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